Location: Orono, Maine

reborn unicyclist since 2002

When I was young I asked my parents for a unicycle for Christmas. It was total piece of crap that a friend and I saw in a Sears catalog. We both asked our parents for it, not knowing it was a piece of crap. My friend and I practiced with not much success. Finally when I was able to ride the thing it broke into bits. Then I never ended up buying another unicycle for a long time. If I had a time machine I would go back in time. I would go up to Sears and say "Sears, why do you sell crap?" Then I would throw the broken unicycle in Sear's face. Then Sears would turn to Roebuck and say, "oh I guess we shouldn't sell crap."
But then I grew up and went to college and Al Gore had invented the internet. I was able to use the internet to find out there was a huge little world of unicyclist that did stuff like muni, trials, freestyle, and jump off buildings and stuff that I wouldn't do unless i had good medical insurance.
I enjoy doing freestyle, muni, and soon I'll get a Kick ass KH trials uni, so I can rock the streets and piss off the squares with my one wheeled bad ass tricks that I will soon learn. You just wait or build a time machine.

AIM: kozmicdoughnut

e-mail: frankmail@mac.com