So we thought we would create this elaborate website full of fun links, games, and intellectual topics. We soon realized that we had no fun links, neither one of knew how to create games, and that we were actually pretty stupid. In fact, we discovered that there wasn't a lot interesting stuff to talk about.

We could show you pictures of our families, complete with descriptions about who everyone was, and the ever so clever caption that lists everything that was going on. Unfortunately our family is full of people that are neither photogenic or interesting. We could list off our favorite hobbies and sports, but that would leave an awful lot of blank space after the words "baseball and TV".

We could list a whole bunch of useless arguments for our favorite players, statistics, but if you wanted that then you would go to a real site. So what is this crap? It's the life of normal, boring people, who live in this boring state of Maine, and live in this boring city of Portland. So make sure that you don't fall asleep while looking around.